So. Whit and I are watching Iron Chef America: Battle Coconut.
One of the judges says something like, “Wow. Sometimes food with coconut really tastes like sun-tan lotion, but this doesn’t at all.”
Another judge replies, “Yeah. The opposite, in fact.”
The both of us, wondering what the opposite of sun-tan lotion could POSSIBLY be, issue our responses. Whitney’s was, “Moon…pale…brick.”
Me – So. Moon, I get. Pale, I get. But the opposite of “lotion” is…?…
Whit – Brick. Moon pale brick.
That’s my baby!