I Love Whit!

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Whit: Saying something important. Interrupted by — 

Cam: SNAKE!

Whit: Don’t just snake me in the middle of a conversation. That’s just rude.

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Cam: I think you’re the cat’s pajamas!

Whit: Cats can’t wear pajamas!

Cam: They can’t, but dogs can?

Whit: A dog you can trick into wearing things. But you can’t fool a cat.

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Whit: I love you. You just say crazy things sometimes.

Cam: Facial expression that says: I say crazy things?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!

Whit: (*very matter-of-factly*): I don’t say crazy things.

Context:

Science show on TV discussing the possibility of water-ice on the Moon and how we might be able to take advantage of it.

Whit: I’m sure Moon water tastes all cheesy!

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Whitney: What’s that type of dwarf that’s like a regular person, only smaller?

Cameron: A primordial dwarf?

Whitney: Yeah! Anyhow. They’re dwarves that —

Billy: You mean. A midget?

Cameron: No no no. Well. Kinda. But ‘midgets’ are typically misproportioned compared to non-dwarves. Primordial dwarves have the proportions of non-dwarves. Like a minituare big person.

Whit: Yeah. It’s like the Cadillac of dwarves.

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Pop – Let’s all play a game. We’ll each name a food that begins with the next letter of the alphabet. I’l start. Apple.

…Banana…
…Coconut…
…Doughnut…
…Eggs…
…French Fries…
…etc…
…Sausage…
…Tomatoes…

…Stumped by ‘U’ …

Pop – I know. Unicorn.

Whit – You can’t eat a unicorn! They’re endangered!

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I think you get it 🙂

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Unknown.

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Cam: Are you sure? Maybe you just forgot!

Whit: I never forget anything. I’m an elephant.